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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

kicked off on Friday, May 1, in Bellville, Texas.

Kid Rock is expected to close out the show on Saturday, May 1.

They can't even report the schedule correctly, what a mess

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least the reporting is at the same level as the event planning

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not sure how event planners are supposed to avoid mud after a rain.

Not that I'm defending the organizers, but the attendees sound like idiots. A bunch of maga texans who think they're tough, listening to music aggrandizing machismo culture and the rugged "cowboy" aesthetic, crying when it rains. What a bunch of losers.

They deserve every minute of misery that they get for wanting to see the washed up has-been mascot of the fascist regime in concert.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You throw down hay. Or use plastic walk ways.

If you're organizing a music festival, rain should be something you have a contingency plan for.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay, well I still don't care. They could all get stuck in the mud and dug up as fossils a hundred million years from now for all I care.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I mean any person with a soul and hearing wouldn't listen to kid rock....hell I mean these people are terrible for lots of other reasons also.

[–] Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I was thinking, I have never been to a festival that had any special procedure for protecting attendees from the rain. Just wear a coat. Or don't, it can get pretty hot in some crowds.