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This is why I'm a flesh alchemist, because my right to achieve ecstatic gnosis through ungodly long sessions of stimfapping on offbrand Walmart Benadryl to then take HUGE doses of DXM to write incest erotica that pays for my apartment, at least for now. And the otc drug habit I obviously am unashamed about. You wanna hear about tulpamancing inodaemonic spirits into reality as well?
This entity crowleys
I can fit WAY more things in my ass than Crowley ever could, and I was only a woman for a few years, and I was homeless, so technically it cancels out and I've never cheated to get ahead in this world with the ass-stretching effects of estrogen.
You sure Crowley had that in mind when he wrote he wanted to fit as many members into his A∴A?
Well, that's why I surpassed him. I HAVE figured out how to recruit the most number of people as possible into my sex cult; I was able to hit 100k views on my Reddit profile per day through skillful trolling six years ago. That translates to 200 notifications an hour, and you can't help anyone specific like that, so I learned to be a red dwarf than a supernova so I could work with those things that get caught in my orbit.
I was just about to write a strawman exchange with a caricature of this one person that has manipulated me, thinking I'm straight up crazy as my autobiographical character I play for my educational (f)art project is instead of a crazy genius that knows how to shut down a spiritual narcissist like it's nobody's business.
At least online. My literal CIA life partner is teaching me how to deal with a deranged manchild in real life. He was so different before, and yet he's still the same. "Self" mastery!