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[–] AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The warranty expires as soon as you hit 25.

[–] redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 2 points 17 hours ago

Agreed. It all goes downhill after 25.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anyone over 25 is a chopped and washed unc, on god.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd much rather be considered washed than unwashed, so that's good

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Unfortunately, being washed is unintuitively quite bad.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm assuming that's a truncated version of "washed out" or "washed up"

[–] redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 0 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I've been told by my 20yo classmates that glazed = covered in cum = good and that washed = to be clean of cum = bad.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

I sincerely hope they were just trolling you...

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 17 hours ago

You must be joking.

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Dry clean only

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

25 fucked with me mentally, but late thirties is when you actually start breaking down.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I had some things start failing at 35, but recovered a bit and feel better now at 45.

But I quit my soul crushing desk job career and had a kid in those intervening years too.

So basically I traded financial security for healthy life and family time.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

My early 50s had me in the best shape of my life, running 6 miles or biking 25-50 miles nearly every day and being ripped and weighing less than I had since I was a teenager. I'm nearing 60 now and arthritis is creeping into all my joints, though. The breakdown happens eventually no matter how successfully you stave it off.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 23 hours ago

Thanks for the hope homie.

[–] brave_lemmywinks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Around 25 you have to interact with all ages, and everyone starts to blend.