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America Trembles as Transportation Secretary Announces Plans for Air Traffic Controllers to Lean on AI Tools (futurism.com)

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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My mistake, you’re absolutely right -- I neglected to ensure the runway was clear before scheduling that landing. Please accept my apologies for causing those deaths. I’m really glad to be working with you, it’s reassuring that you’ll always keep me honest. You’re not just an assistant traffic controller -- you’re a friend.

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HAL-9000 if it was made today

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Now I need to write a parody of HAL's monologue in LLMspeak

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Well, at least the AI seemed sincere in their apology.