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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or he's the most unpopular president ever and someone has already tried to kill him and lots of people want to. I'm legit 50/50 tho

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Imagine the first one was faked and now they're dealing with copycats.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

As long as people are shooting at him its all good

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

timmy-pray It would be so on brand.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, literally nothing is real, the most unpopular and openly fascist president couldn't possibly have actual assassination attempts against him 🙄 Honestly, does anyone have any actual explaination for why this, and literally every other attempt, was staged? "Think about it bro" doesn't count, nobody will take us seriously if we just sound like the leftist version of Uncle Cletus ranting about the Biden Crime Family.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His ear looks fine for supposedly having a bullet clip it.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I don't doubt that he milked a noninjury and faked that, but that's not what people are saying. They're saying that the attempted assassination is a false flag, which there is literally no credible evidence for. Big "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" vibes.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Either he knew that was coming and had a fake blood packet on hand or his body can regenerate pieces like Wolverine.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah he definitely had a fake blood packet, and the guy behind him definitely fake died of a gunshot wound 🙄

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

I'm not arguing the guy in the stands got got, I don't think Trump would blink twice at using a sacrificial lamb to give it legitimacy.