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[โ€“] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If the couch lady needs to wear undies to hide her couch cooch. Why does the man couch not have a floppy dick and balls on the floor?

When a guy gets big like this, often the bits are seemingly absorbed into the rolls.