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sorry but Mark Twain already made the perfect reply to this bullshit line of reasoning about 150 years ago

https://x.com/lukeisamazing/status/2047301286186352897

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

porky-scared-flipped: “But it’s nothing PERSONAL, kiddo! It’s not my fault corruption makes money! If anything I’M the victim here! Don’t hold this against me!”

Why do they make the big bucks again if they’re all just poor widdle smol beans? They’re the ones running the show, EVERYTHING is their fault. And fuck them for thinking “but I didn’t fully INTEND this” is a good enough excuse.

The porks are complete and utter children and the world makes a lot more sense when you see them as 8 year olds.

[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Children understood that Lord Thomas "its just good business" Beckett is the villain in Pirates of the Caribbean, so 8 year olds arr clearly better at understanding that businessmen are evil than the average news reporter