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You dont even need to be a crypto bro unless it would give you some kind of pleasure. Just buy bitcoin when it was under a dollar, you wouldn't even want to sell them so what would you be shilling exactly?
I'd sell like 30% at one point for the massive early boost in economy.
You could get loans instead
As a child?
I was already an adult when bitcoin came out lol so yeah id have to wait a few years
I remember using my PC to mine, seeing that I only earned 0.000003 bitcoin, and then I gave up due to the electricity price. If only I knew that my parents were fuckups, so I could slowly sneak out a massive income through bitcoin. They would waste the cash anyway.
You'd want to ensure people bought into it just like with this timeline, so become a crypto bro and hype up the currency to ensure people still end up buying it