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What would you do with a second chance? (lemmy.world)
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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
  1. Buy into Bitcoin while its young
  2. Become a Crypto Bro, shilling to hell and back
  3. ???
  4. Become Billionaire
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Good thinking. You could get so many nickels that way.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Or rather, INVENT bitcoin, as a baby or toddler. (guess it depends how young you are now)

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You dont even need to be a crypto bro unless it would give you some kind of pleasure. Just buy bitcoin when it was under a dollar, you wouldn't even want to sell them so what would you be shilling exactly?

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

You'd want to ensure people bought into it just like with this timeline, so become a crypto bro and hype up the currency to ensure people still end up buying it

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd sell like 30% at one point for the massive early boost in economy.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You could get loans instead

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a child?

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was already an adult when bitcoin came out lol so yeah id have to wait a few years

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

I remember using my PC to mine, seeing that I only earned 0.000003 bitcoin, and then I gave up due to the electricity price. If only I knew that my parents were fuckups, so I could slowly sneak out a massive income through bitcoin. They would waste the cash anyway.