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Germany unveils strategy for becoming Europe’s strongest military by 2039 (www.defensenews.com)

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

They also said they’d fix the holes on Bahnstraße 7years ago and that stretch of road still destroys your rims. I have my doubts that the nation in love with fax machines and putting every piece of meat on the same oval bun is set to do anything extraordinary by 2039. More headlines, less reality seems to be to national standard.