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tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 weeks ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I hacked this guy's fish tanks, I reprogrammed the lights and I'm currently training his fish through EMDR to memorize all his passwords. In about six months time I'll break into his house, interrogate his fish and clean out all his bank accounts.

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

bypassing a water-gapped security system

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, it's a phishing attack

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

The fish have already emptied my accounts, you are going to be disappointed.