This is me, nothing in my house needs automation for any reason. There is especially no need for internet connectivity. The closest to automation I have ever had is the timers that turn the lights on or off on my fishtanks.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I hacked this guy's fish tanks, I reprogrammed the lights and I'm currently training his fish through EMDR to memorize all his passwords. In about six months time I'll break into his house, interrogate his fish and clean out all his bank accounts.

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

bypassing a water-gapped security system

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, it's a phishing attack

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

The fish have already emptied my accounts, you are going to be disappointed.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude's never heard of fishing attacks.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

If you know a way to hack a mechanical timer I'd love to hear it.