Comics

...a friend literally peeled off her clothes, climbed into bed next to me, started grinding, and i presumed she was just acting silly; didn't register that maybe she liked me until a decade later...

...what finally clued me in with another girl was her taking a call while late one night at work, "yeah, still at the office; just flirting with this cute guy i really like but i'm not sure he's taking the hint; i don't know, maybe another thirty minutes? okay, talk later!" then hangjng up and continuing our mid-conversation interruption like nothing happened...