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Anon teaches you about their culture (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a Brazilian, the criminal part is, unfortunately, the truest. Second only to our grannies wielding a Flip flop on a hand

[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 5 points 1 day ago

As soon as I read the original text I knew the thrown shoe thing was gonna come up somewhere in the comments

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

I learned the art of dodging the la chancla pretty early on. Only way I get hit is when abuela would cheat and hit me for something I did like 3 days ago and I've forgotten about it and I'm busy with some chore. That's when la chancla is at its most dangerous.