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[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 5 points 23 hours ago

I learned the art of dodging the la chancla pretty early on. Only way I get hit is when abuela would cheat and hit me for something I did like 3 days ago and I've forgotten about it and I'm busy with some chore. That's when la chancla is at its most dangerous.