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What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
The mouth is a small bucket #rawMilk
PSA: don't drink raw milk, even if it's fresh and straight from the teat
I'm sure it's fiiine, lots of babies are doing it. They can't read your PSA anyway so it's all good :P
You could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive
And a stool.
Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.
Nah, no stool needed (possible with a sitting technique)
And the cow could give you a big one if you are patient enough😂