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Staged corporatist bullshit. 0/10.
Right? Who the fuck wants a KitKat? Nice try fuck heads. Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that KitKat truck.
Openly so. It even says so in the article.
Might as well be the onion
The real joke is the amount of real chocolate in chocolate related products
Lighten up, it's a solid joke.
By corporate assholes
I'm not laughing, fuck these assholes
Antichoclite!