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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

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The Mænalæan Stag.

Stag with horns of gold and feet of brass,

On Mænalus bounds o'er th'unbending grass,

To Dian sacred, this he's doom'd to bring,

Unhurt into the presence of the King,

Forbid to wound, how take a Stag so fleet?

A twelvemonth's end scarce saw the task complete.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

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The Erymanthian Boar.

To Erymanthus next his course is bent,

To seize the Boar by incensed Dian sent,

The fell destroyer bound he o'er him flings,

And unto scared Eurystheus quickly brings,

The trembling Tyrant shrinks aghast with dread,

And in his brazen Vessel hides his coward head.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

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The Stables of Augeas.

To cleanse the Augean Stables now he's sped,

Where thirty years three thousand Oxen fed;

The task for man too great. A river's course

He turn'd, & thro' the stables urged its force,

The tide resistless rolls, and in one day

The gather'd filth of years is swept away.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

hahaha get edged chump! I'm done