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Two Sentence Horror

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Two Sentence Horrors.

The title should be the first sentence, while the body should be the second.

Keep it spooky.

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I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires (self.twosentencehorror)
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All I need to do now is find someone in Ancient Sumer to sell me some good quality copper.

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[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Time Machine door wobbles open Jerry you better not be buying from that man in Ur!