Two Sentence Horror

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Two Sentence Horrors.

The title should be the first sentence, while the body should be the second.

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I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires (self.twosentencehorror)

submitted 1 month ago by mudkip to c/twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works

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All I need to do now is find someone in Ancient Sumer to sell me some good quality copper.

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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need the wires Jerry! You can't have a time machine without wires Jerry, Bob Sacamano says he can always make new wires for the time machine Jerry but we gotta go to ancient Sumeria for the bad copper.

[audience laughs]

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Time Machine door wobbles open Jerry you better not be buying from that man in Ur!

[–] Damage@feddit.it 7 points 1 month ago

Time traveling without the most essential spare parts doesn't seem wise