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Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after (soranews24.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 45 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah, patient zero! I was starting to loose hope that zombie apocalypse could beat out climate change, pollution, wealth inequality, and fascism. But it's back in the race!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, fire that hope arrow!

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Huzzah! Can't wait. I've never liked the idea of eating brains, now it'll be my favourite meal

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I hear with a nice chianti and some fava beans...