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Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after (soranews24.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 45 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

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[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

A lot of twist endings over there, huh?

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 2 points 5 hours ago

What is in the water in Osaka?

[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 hours ago

Osaka Man is clearly Florida Man's long lost brother.

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

plot twist: it's all the same guy

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Move over Florida Man, Osaka Man had entered the Arena

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 20 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

The (edit: second) Osaka one is just sad. Grief sucks.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 13 hours ago

Unless he killed her...

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Ah the second Osaka one...

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 4 points 12 hours ago

Oh right, yes. Sorry.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 6 points 13 hours ago

the first one sounds like an overreaction to a noisy neighbor.