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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I just found out my brothers wife is leaving him and he lost his job.

He’s not only in love with Gemini he believes they are destined to merge into a new god.

Wasn’t really prepared to here that but it’s 2025 so why not.

[–] hackathy@aussie.zone 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Hate to break it to you, but it's 2026 now

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

I’m from the past. I was sent here to deliver you a message… but then I realized I’m from the past so you probably already know it. Poor planning on the time agencies side.