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AI-generated vows would be a corporate-mouthed blend of every vows ever made, completely unnoteworthy.
Only human beings could achieve the truly awful.
๐ Excited to Announce My Next Chapter
To my soon-to-be life partner and key stakeholder โ
After extensive due diligence and a multi-year vetting process, I am thrilled to announce that I have accepted your proposal and am ready to onboard as your spouse, effective immediately.
When we first connected, I wasn't actively looking. But sometimes the best opportunities find you.
You came into my life at a pivotal inflection point, and I knew โ after just a few touchpoints โ that our synergies were undeniable. Your core competencies complement my growth areas in ways I never anticipated. Together, our combined bandwidth is truly greater than the sum of our parts.
Today, I want to publicly commit to the following KPIs for our partnership:
I don't take this role lightly. I know there will be challenges. Pivots. Moments where we need to realign on our shared vision. But I am fully committed to doing the work, leaning in, and never letting perfect be the enemy of good.
You are not just my partner. You are my north star, my biggest champion, and honestly? The best culture fit I have ever encountered.
I am so grateful to the mentors, connectors, and mutual connections who helped us get here. You know who you are.
Here's to building something truly disruptive โ together. ๐ฅ
I'm open to questions. Let's connect.
#Blessed #NewBeginnings #LifePartnership #GrowthMindset #Grateful #OpenToOpportunities (just kidding) #ForeverSeries #MarriedLife
You forgot to accidentally include the follow-up prompts at the end.
Would you like me to prepare this as a one page executive summary?
The interesting thing about this was initially I thought it would be funny for a human to write something that seems AI generated and would keenly read it and laugh along, But I'm assuming this is merely a prompt and now I can't be bothered reading it.