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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whereupon, it deploys parachutes and drops to the ground... or ocean, or mountain top, or into the arctic circle. But, I'm sure it would be fine.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Or a cannibal island full of mutants.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or a mutant island full of cannibals.

[–] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or an uninhabited island that becomes full of cannibals.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Or a mutant cannibal full of islands.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

If they’re all mutants they’d think I’m the one that looks messed up, so they’d avoid eating me like I was Blinky the fish

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It might fall through a wormhole, and leap forward in time thousands of years, where Roddy McDowall clones dress up as apes and terrorize the populace. I mean nothing in physics disallows this, as far as I know.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

Or fall out of sync with time itself, where they have to discover a way back to the present before the supernatural creatures who consume the timeline behind us eat them alive. This possibility hasn't been definitively disproven, either!