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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 148 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Why in the everliving fuck would NASA put ANYTHING Microsoft into a spacecraft?

[–] Akh@lemmy.world 82 points 1 week ago

Because Gates fucked Children with the President on Epstein’s Island…

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's almost as if this bullshit project was just pork barrelling for overpriced contracts.

Bro. Moon travel isn’t bullshit. It’s necessary to save the planet. We need to go colonize outer orbit on massive colonies. Let the planet heal.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The entire craft is built by giant US legacy corporations. Boeing, Lockheed, Northrop, etc. Microsoft is just one more in the pile.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Your laptop is built by "legacy corporations, " but if you put Linux on it, it works better.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm going to sound super stupid but w/e.

What happens to all your files when you install Linux?

It's just basically a GUI, right so does Linux create its own space and ignore what's there?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Windows and Linux are like an operators in a warehouse. Windows knows some ways to store stuff and keep track of what is stores, Linux knows some ways too. Sometimes the way they store stuff overlaps, sometimes it doesn't. If you put Linux into a warehouse that Windows operated, by default, Linux will be able to find boxes and stuff, but the Windows operator has some small tricks up their sleeve to make it harder, and of course Windows has kept it a secret.

If you want to find all your boxes in a Windows warehouse and continue using the warehouse without being afraid of squishing a small box with a big one because the piece of paper Windows uses has some secret handwriting that was misinterpreted for "there's no box here", it's better to take out all the boxes, let Linux setup it's storage system, and then put the boxes back in.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So backup and restore into Linux what I can.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 6 days ago
[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

All operating systems we tend to use have filesystems. A filesystem is a methodology for writing data in a way that the OS can read. Windows included.

When you install a new OS, such as linux, you must choose how to allocate your disk space. You can use the whole disk - which would format and rewrite the system to be compatible with the flavor of linux you chose - or you can reallocate space on the drive if you have enough. This will move around the available free space, create the filesystem I just mentioned on that free space you designated, and leave your old windows files intact.

You can now interact with these from the Linux side with the right commands (mounting the windows partition and gaining access). You could even "dual boot," which would allow you to choose which OS you want to go to at startup.

I've HIGHLY simplified this since it's just a quick explanation, but that's the gist of it. There are obviously more scenarios, pitfalls, etc.

When I was first starting out in like 1996 or 1997, I was running FreeBSD 2.2.2. I accidentally wiped my system so many times that I stopped caring what got lost. It took me a while before I understood what the hell I was doing. Poring over man pages and instructions to figure it out.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago

They are going to space to seed the cloud

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Personal devices running Outlook should be rapidly deorbited

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You would think that Microsoft would be like this is going to space. Let's pull out all the stops. But no, it's the same corporate crap!

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And of all things, an email client?? What the fuck are they doing?

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 6 days ago

Astronauts sending each other dickpics confirmed!

[–] Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sometimes wonder if the Microsoft haters are in a bubble or if people who remember just how fucked up Microsoft was are just starting to age out at this point. I would like to think that Anyone who follows security related news and current tech news are also aware just how shit Microsoft is (and always was), but again, I migjt be very biased lol

Me, and the rest of the member of the various unix enthusit groups I belong to, would never ever ever want anything to do with Microsoft unless we are forced to use it for some stupid reason.

For all we know, there might have been one person high up in the chain of command that is not aware just how fucking bad Microsoft is.

I have a feeling a lot of people will be asking NASA a lot of questions about it, now that there is a huge spotlight on it.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a foot on both sides of the fence. I work with MS products for a living, doing all sorts of stuff with AD - ask me specifics if you actually want to know - but I run Linux at home. Arch on my laptop, a variant on my NAS, a very scaled down one thing on a terminal, and I started my whole computer world on FreeBSD 2.2.2 back in 1997.

People in NASA who do real work know. They're like everyone else. They just don't have clout. So, if a C-level dipshit says "We're using Outlook on the space ship," that's that.

[–] Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yes, I think we are on the same page on this one lol