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[–] lauha@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 days ago

Proof of stability!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

Most of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now ...