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[–] tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 73 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)
[–] lauha@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 days ago

Proof of stability!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

Most of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now ...

[–] elvith@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't you think, that's enough already?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

At least one to many in my opinion.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

And no more than that. There's a queue now...