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Ski resorts try 'snow farming' to save manmade snow for next year (www.nbcnews.com)

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Anything besides addressing the real problem

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

They should just inject billions of dollars into making the Cheese Rolling Festival an international sport, and we can convert all the ski slopes. Plus people get food, which will promptly be in short supply, and of course some people will die, which thins the herd. The maimed can be used to promote the #1 healthcare system in the world!