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The writers of real life have been fired. You're hired to write what happens next. How will you turn things around? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

The dinosaurs return from their excursion into outer space and reclaim the earth. It turns out global warming was a planned terraforming scheme all along to restore the planet to their preferred climate. The dinosaurs have a much nicer and more equitable society than we do. Some humans survive, kept in a human preserve in Antarctica, the dinosaurs feed us tasty snacks.