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Let's experiment on children and maybe fuck up their whole life!
Influence them early on to love Palantir, Google, Meta, and Microsoft.
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you. A 2026 spectacular. Filmed in glorious Technicolor:
Dr. Strangecode or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the AI
America's got a bad habit with this. We already see what happened after the last 20 years of "no child kept behind": now we have Trump.
And that right wing grift reading program that admitted to "look at the picture above the words, and guess" instead of ... teaching phonics and how to actually read.
And social media, and computers, and tv, and video games, and LLMs, and smart phones...the list goes on and on.
Mental abuse is fake woke nonsense!
Hey, abuse builds character!
Ehh it's private school kids.
You mean the ones most likely to hold positions of power as adults, despite their failings?
Hahaha we are so fucked.