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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why was he let go with so many priors?

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

What? Is he too small?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If someone managed to get arrested so many times without getting a conviction the one or other time, it would be a cause for a harrasment claim against the police.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 month ago

I mean, in some areas they just throw you in the holding cell until you sober up, which would be an arrest. Dude probably knows someone in the system.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Every layer of the legal system is broken, and lots of people benefit from not fixing it.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why should he be locked up just because of a bunch of stupid laws?

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Maybe I'm just insane, but I think that laws making it illegal to be on meth while driving are reasonable. That's just me though.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because the law is still valid? If you consider the law stupid, do something against it.

I personally don't consider it stupid to forbid driving under influence, regardless of the means.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because the law is still valid?

Are you asking me or telling me? Because either way no it isn't. Laws are bullshit and you should break them just on principle.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry, all of them? You don't think that sometimes, it's good for some things to not be allowed?

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

does it not "being allowed" mean it won't happen?

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the case of this gentleman, I suppose not. However, I believe that driving after consuming drugs that impede your ability to drive should have a punishment of some kind. It is a matter of public safety. It's irresponsible to drink and drive, it's irresponsible to be on heroin while driving.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agreed. But it should be your own morality that prevents that. A law shouldn't even be something you consider when making the decision not to.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

It should be one's own morality, yes. But I find it rather obvious that many individuals lack sufficient morality to act in the interest of others. Laws, and the punishments for breaking those laws, are supposedly meant to force the actions of the immoral to align with that of the moral as far as public safety is concerned. Of course, this is only true when the laws are just, but the prevention of people driving while high is a worthwhile goal, and it is reasonable to punish those that partake in methamphetamines while operating a large hunk of metal that can easily kill people.