ADHD memes

Everyone also pees, but if you're doing it 67 times a day it might be a problem worth investigating

I saw the perfect comeback for this: "Everybody pees, too, Karen, but if you're doing it 60 times a day, then you might have a problem." It goes from normal to pathological when it interferes with your life.

One time I took an illicitly-offered adderall.

The silence in my mind was amazing, the calm was as far as I could reach. I could summon a thought into my otherwise blank workspace, and it would stay there until I was done with it, never being jostled or shoved by unbidden thoughts.

It was lovely.

My neurotypical friends were jazzed about being high; I felt normalcy for the first time.

Have you ever been watching tv, but then an ad comes on?

Oh duh, everyone see ads.

But.

Have you ever wondered why that ad came on?

Who produced the ad. Was it targeted at this time and this show for demographic reasons?

Seems normal to get a car insurance ad during the news. That's broad appeal shit right. Most people in the US need a car to get around, so broad appeal car insurance ads play everywhere.

What about this gambling as that plays next. Why is sports gambling being advertised during the football game? Wasn't this stuff illegal like less than 20 years ago?

I think there was some court case that said Internet handling is okay, or maybe it was up to the states to decide.

If it's up to the states to decide is there like just one lobby that could organize and just by volume out-compete anti gambling discussions. But it wouldn't be that obvious. It would have to be framed like taxes on the gambling is good or some shit. Like, nevermind the billions siphoned off, your little state slush fund will get 20k in taxes lol, peasant.

I read somewhere that state senators are regularly bought for less than $10k. Like some state senator got up during the meeting for WV and just started reading off the publically available donation numbers for people who sided with corporations on legislature and it was like $5k a pop to buy someone's vote.

Let's see how many of you can stop yourself from replying to me without mentioning any of the points I brought up. This is a response to someone questioning what it's like to have ADHD, remember?

Sure everyone should do it to some extent. The difference between ADHD and "normal" is if you can focus into one thread if you try. ADHD peeps often don't have that control, it's just uncontrollable slide from one thing to the next.

You know how thinking gets exhausting after a while and it's frustrating because your brain won't stop even when you're already tired? People without adhd don't have this issue because they choose when to have a train of thought and they stop when it gets too hard. We can't choose.