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Its my first meme, be gentle

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[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Women don't want you to be mysterious, they want a dick (or strapon) made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Hell, I want a dick or strapon made of chocolate that ejaculates money, and I'm a dog!

Oh, shit, I wasn't supposed to let ya'll know dogs can get on the internet.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dogs shouldn't eat chocolate! Bad dog

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 points 1 day ago

It's okay, it's likely going to be hershey's milk chocolate, so I'd have to eat a person sized chunk to even notice the cacao.

[–] ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

on the internet nobody knows you're a dog

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

I thought it was assumed we were all dogs, so it didnt matter anymore.