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I'll see myself out (media.piefed.social)

submitted 1 day ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

Restarts in a server between dB updates that in a sane world would be txns I meant (e.g update A, crash so don't update B). Anyway, in postgres they're pretty cheap in the absence of actual conflict -- more expensive if you have actual cinflicts, obvs.