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Na don't make em eat the canned food, you probably know what's in the cans anyway. What you have to do is make fun of them for thinking this is a rational response. For the rest of their life it's "Careful don't make Carl mad or he'll be after your labels!" or " what are you gonna do fuck with the cans again?" this will cause childhood emotional trauma making them a more interesting and funny person or turning them bat shit insane. When they talk about it with their therapist in their 30's they'll storm out of the appointment because the shrink snorted at bare Can Carl, or talk about it on stage at the giggle hut down town