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Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
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never forget that canonically Data must have a refillable cum tank, and it's someone's job to refill it.
~~Possibly, but Data can perform much of his own maintenance, can he not? Soong considered many aspects in his design — perhaps his ejaculatory system is designed with this in mind and is capable of refilling without additional tooling.~~
Computer, delete that entire post.
Sure, but where is he getting the cum?
can...can you replicate cum? I guess theoretically you should be able to? Now I'm imagining him saying "Computer, replicate a bucket of cum," and swapping em out.
I don’t see why not. To the replicator it’s no different than a plate of steak and eggs. You could even make customizations: “Computer, one bucket of cum, extra thick. Add a hint of Barzan star fruit.”
Computer: "Commander Riker, I cannot fulfill this request as Captain Picard has explicitly banned your replicator account from ordering this and related products. Your holodeck privileges have also been revoked"
"Computer... Yar supplement 25."
Computer, end simulation.
COMPUTER! END SIMULATION!