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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Bro, people today prefer trackpad. Its fucking mindblowing. Ive met several IRL people that love trackpads and don't own a mouse.

I almost guarantee I'm 10x faster at anything on a PC than them

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I've stopped caring about being fast. In fact I'm certain my current setup is slower, more comfortable, and funner than any I've enjoyed before.

If you feel good and you're enjoying your setup then that's what matters.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yes totally . i can see trackpad bring good if you have some wrist issues. I do have wrist issues but a trackpad makes it worse for me

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 12 hours ago

Same. I go between keyboard, trackball, trackpad, touch screen, and mouse. Whichever is lowest resistance.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have fond memories of my Macbook Pro's touchpad. That was over a decade ago, I still haven't found a comparable experience.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 17 hours ago

Genuinely, Mac's track pads are amazing. Which is hilarious because their mouses are so bad. I don't know how they messed up a mouse so much while mastering the track pad so well.

[–] pipes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Framework laptop 13 feels pretty close

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't own a mouse. I like the trackpad because I'm left handed and a mouse always felt weird to me left handed because schools in the 90s forced me to use it right handed.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, uhh, are you good and comfortable at using the mouse with your right hand? If so you have no reason to use your left. I have a left-handed friend who has always exclusivity used his right for the mouse. Ain't no law saying your mouse hand must be your writing hand. Not to mention the benefits: it's the default setting on any system, and there are lots of great quality asymmetric mouses that only fit the right hand.

I'm not trying to change you, by all means if you like the trackpad more power to you. Just curious why you'd try to mouse with your left if you've already learned to use it with your right.

I am comfortable with it in my right hand but I have a tendency to click the buttons backwards. Trackpad is easier one finger left click 2 finger right click just seems more intuitive.

[–] iglou@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I prefer a trackpad while I work, and the reason is simple: Much less movement to switch from trackpad to keyboard than from mouse to keyboard. And much easier to land on the key you want without looking.

And I very much doubt you'd be faster than me with a mouse!

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Trackpads give me handcramps very fast. Also if Trackpads were faster, gamers would use them.

[–] iglou@programming.dev 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

A gamer does not need to switch from the mouse to the keyboard repeatedly. Plus, a gamer cares about precision, which obviously a trackpad lacks.

"Faster" standalone means nothing. Can you move the pointer faster with a mouse? Of course. But I don't see most people flicking on their workstation.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

The point of trackpads (and even more so of trackpoints) is that they're faster to get to from typing position - you move your hand back a bit (or even just the index finger) instead of moving across the whole keyboard. That's not something that would go high on the checklist when gaming - it's usually one hand planted on WASD, the other on the mouse and hardly any going back and forth.

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're assuming these people are doing something useful, they could be dealing with Microslop licensing as their full time job. Which is definitely a full time job, its just not useful work in the holistic sense.