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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bonus points if the browser has loaded a webpage, preferably one showing graphs that automagically update?

[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Executives fuckin love a dashboard

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

As someone who builds a ton of dashboards for executives they absolutely do! It's also very obvious when an executive finally gets replaced who hasn't been pulling their weight because I'll suddenly learn that 3 of the dashboards we made for them have been broken for multiple years without anyone noticing

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

I think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁