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[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The bar has been low for at least 30 years. Marine recruiter wouldn't leave me alone even after I started hitting on him.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

The bar has been low for at least 30 years.

It was comically easy to get enlisted during Korea if you were under 18.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If you'd have joined then you'd realize your mistake. They just assumed you already had the same sense of humor somehow.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It was during DADT and I wasn't joking. Though since then I have met more gay marines than any other branch (I guess if you want to prove your manliness to the world...).

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. The humor in the military back then and now is best described as "It's not gay if you say no homo!" And yet somehow also very homophobic. (Less so now than when I was in the army) It wouldn't be hard at all to find a private flirting as a joke.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

have spent 6 months in the austrian military and i can tell you that gay jokes were about 90% of how my roommates spent their free time. like hitting each other's butts with a towel and stuff. it was entertaining, sad i didn't see more of it.