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To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it.
Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.
“Holy shit Rufus, did you just stab a dead man in the ass?!?”
“It was the only good spot left!”
This would've been a great Mythbusters plot.
I guess by guy 60, you get to be creative about your stabbing?
"Torso: done; arms, legs, neck: also done. Hmm, maybe groin? Nah, too obvious. Feet? Too kinky. Right in the right buttock. That's the one worth being remembered for"
Gadaffi remembers...