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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

In another timeline we would have had Robert Picardo as Neelix. That's the role he initially auditioned for!

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Robert Picardo ended up exactly where he was needed.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

"Please state the nature of the acting emergency."

[–] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Robert Picardo even says this

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 5 days ago

Yup! He was only familiar with TOS and assumed the Spock-type roll would go to Tuvok (not an unfair assumption to make).

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I want a version where he plays Neelix but his character is otherwise unchanged

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Please state the nature of the culinary emergency

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hah, reminds me of the time Bender tried to become a cook on Futurama.

“There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose.”

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 8 points 6 days ago

"Uh oh, I shouldn't have had seconds!"

Holy shit, I was imagining Robert Beltran at first, and nearly died.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He should have played Picard.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 6 days ago

Ah yes, Captain Robert Picard.