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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

what fucking world do dwarves have no ass

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 23 points 2 days ago

Right? It’s clearly stated in the lore about what they bring to the party.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i think the dwarves are so hairy you can't tell. like longhair kittens and tribbles

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like Squirrel Girl. You think she has a massive badonkadonk. But it's really just her tail stuffed into her pants.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

That's gotta be uncomfy as hecc. Any Squirrel Person worth their salt would probably have some furgonomics applied to their clothes to let that tail swing free.

[–] BladeFederation@piefed.social 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can tell if you knit your ass hair into a braid.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Question about dwarf ass hair beard braids (that is a clause I never thought I'd think). Does that come from on top of or between? Or heaven forbid both?

Definitely both

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

TheYoungerWhatelyDaughter's world, I'd assume