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Or go talk to the other person out in the middle of a field somewhere without your phones. And I'm not even 100% sure anymore that that would work. Like, maybe the lanternflies are bugged (pun intended).
The bird surveillance system is always watching. Remember birds aren't real!
Flying tape recorders.
Well I'd suggest a forest instead but anyway depends how you get there :
... anyway, ending the paranoia comment ;)
Don't forget facial recognition! Then just in case you decided to wear a mask, gait recognition!
Membership in the Ministry of Silly Walks about to pay off!