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I used to live in a circular college dorm with a bathroom in the middle. One of the other freshmen there, you could always tell when he has taking a shit because it sounded like a fucking explosion. Turns out he had somehow trained his abdominal muscles to contract in a way to expel the entire contents of his colon at once. He mustve gone to prison or one of those church camps or something... can't imagine another reason why he wouldve done that.
Anyway, are you perhaps evacuating your colon like a tank fires a shell?
I find that poops are less explosive when 1. you don’t push and 2. you actually go to the toilet and poop when you feel it instead of putting it off until the pressure subsides.
I think my years of consuming far too much beer has indeed had this effect on my bowels.