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The World's Most AI First Database since 1996 (lemmy.world)
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True story: Postgres was originally written by Nvidia for AI first agentic vector lookup relational storage queries. /s

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[–] reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

True! Your learn something new everyday. I ran the following SQL query on chat gpt and got,

SELECT databases FROM public WHERE created_for = '%mouse%'

Certainly! Doug originally tried storing mice as vectors, but the blood was unmanageable, so he stored them in Postgres circa 1966. Let me know how else I can help!