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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just wait till he learns that the clitoris is a micro penis and that those folds women have, are the prelude to testicles.

We are all sexless creatures that could go either way and depending on the sperm, we become man or woman.

[–] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I'd say the penis is an engorged clit. But I guess it's a perspective thing.

[–] MonsterCity7732@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your perspective is more correct, because it starts out tiny and gets bigger. Clitoris is the default phase.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

when does it get bigger? almost 40years and I'm still waiting

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Check your spam folder

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Have you ever thought about anything erotic, such as rhubarb?

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

Find porn you enjoy, watch it grow.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 1 day ago

That is even better of an explanation!

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

It is there are steps between those, its getting pretty clear if you see them.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Or some combination of the two in almost 2% of people.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

More like depending on the hormons. There are diseases which make someone with XX completely look like a man and vice versa due to hormonal dysfunctions.

Adrenogenital Syndrom or pseudohermaphrodism