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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I'd say the penis is an engorged clit. But I guess it's a perspective thing.

[–] MonsterCity7732@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your perspective is more correct, because it starts out tiny and gets bigger. Clitoris is the default phase.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

when does it get bigger? almost 40years and I'm still waiting

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Check your spam folder

It only grows due to testosterone exposure during pre-natal development. It can grow a little bit in AFAB individuals who take testosterone but if you're AMAB and it's fully developed it's as big as it'll get for you.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Have you ever thought about anything erotic, such as rhubarb?

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

Find porn you enjoy, watch it grow.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago

That is even better of an explanation!

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

It is there are steps between those, its getting pretty clear if you see them.