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[–] TiredTiger@lemmy.ml 3 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I hope whatever happens, there are enough of us left to fill their damn air vents with cement before we succumb to whatever world-ending catastrophe finally pushes them into the bunkers in the first place.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

we would have to re-learn how to make planes; relearn how to pump oil to fuel them; and relearn how to make powerful enough weapons again after the apocalypse so we can fly to their island bunker fortresses and fight off their private armies to do that.

and that's assuming that we can collectively remember where the bunkers are located; we don't even know where most of them are right now.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

new zealand being missing from a lot of maps is a bourgeois conspiracy to erase it because they will use it as a bunker.

how could we reach new zealand without reliable access to oil or electricity? are wind sails viable for such a trip? asking for a friend.

[–] TiredTiger@lemmy.ml 1 points 17 hours ago

The Maori got there by sea in the first place. Time to start practicing with a sextant and charts.