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submitted 1 day ago by calango@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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I use arch btw

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[–] TheV2@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yesterday someone was murdering their dog in public. I almost intervened, but thankfully they told me just in time that they've already squared that decision with their conscience. Phew, haha, that was close. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing, if I pushed my ideology onto somebody who has already squared that decision with their conscience?

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

i get it but i have a dog and im still mad at you